So, I don’t know about you, but I tend to have weird dreams when I eat meat right before I go to bed. I’ve had dreams about being kidnapped and dropped off in the middle of Moscow… IDAHO!
Funny thing is that at the time, I didn’t even know that there was a Moscow, Idaho.
Anyways, I’ve had dreams like that, dreams that I was being attacked by Al Queda (in all fairness, that one involved Trump, too, So maybe it wasn’t all that bad). But this morning threw me for a loop.
I am pretty sure that I didn’t eat anything meat-involved before I went to bed last night. But what I dreamt of could only be described as somewhere between a “meat dream” and the dream that you might have of going to the bathroom… only it’s partly NOT a dream.
I think you know what I’m talking about. *sheepish grin*
I had a dream that I was in a plane, and that another plane pulled up beside the plane that i was on. The wing of the plane was in a position that I could jump onto it, and make my way to an open door inside the boarding plane. Both planes were kinda low to the ground, but not low enough that I wouldn’t severely break something if I missed my mark – or die. Nevertheless, in the dream, I was running away from something – so I proceeded to jump onto the wing of the other plane…
I did not make it to the other plane. Rather, I fell onto the floor in my sleep. Yep, I woke up on the floor out of my bed, confused as hell.
Like the meat dreams, it was something completely wild and unlikely ever to happen. But like the bathroom dream, I was in the process of doing something in my dream that had real-world consequences. Unlike the bathroom dream, I did not expect to fall out of bed. I at least am aware that when I have the bathroom dream that it’s time to actually go to the bathroom. This other dream came out of left field.
And I don’t even remember all of the dream – just the plane part, because that’s what woke me up – the falling out of bed.
So, has anyone else had any weird dreams that had real-life consequences? Let me know. Or, let me know how high you think I was to have that dream.
Anyways, thanks for reading.